Chương 1: One More Bad Roll
Swing Master Rank One or Bust [VRMMO │ LitRPG │ Progression] · RankUnlisted · 105 chương · ~64 phút đọc · Tạo 16/07/2026
Meno Varsh slapped the side of his cooling tower and watched the stream preview die for the third time. The fan coughed, caught, and rattled hard enough to make the empty instant-noodle cup beside it tremble. His VR cradle sat unfolded in the middle of his room like a cheap hospital bed, one strap repaired with black electrical tape, the head rig balanced on a stack of old game boxes because the left hinge sagged. On his monitor, his channel dashboard refreshed into a gray error box. UPLOAD INSTABILITY DETECTED.
BITRATE REDUCED.
"Yeah, sure. Now," Meno said. His own voice came through his headset half a second later, thin and annoyed, because he had left monitoring on. He killed the audio before it fed back and leaned close enough to the screen that his eyes watered. Viewer count: 11. Eight of them were probably bots. One was a guy named grief_tax who only appeared when Meno lost. One was his own phone, propped against a cup with a cracked screen. The last viewer had typed ten minutes ago.
launch day and bro still troubleshooting LMAO Meno's jaw worked. He could ban them and drop to ten. He left it. The kitchen wall thumped once. Then twice.
"Meno," his mother called from the hall.
"The landlord texted me." He closed his eyes for one second, opened them, and changed his stream title from LAST PREP BEFORE RANK PUSH to RANK 1 OR DEBT COLLECTORS TAKE MY CHAIR. More clickable. More pathetic too, but pathetic was a category. The platform sorted humiliation just fine.
"I'm handling it," he called. The door opened anyway. His mother stood there in her work shoes, coat still on, hair pinned badly because she had done it on the bus. She had the kind of tired that made her face look smaller. In one hand she held her phone. In the other, the grocery bag had cut red marks into her fingers.
"You said the sponsorship money came today."
"It's not a sponsorship," Meno said, too fast.
"It's an affiliate thing. And it comes after conversion clears. It's different."
"So it did not come."
"It will if I don't miss launch." She looked past him at the VR cradle, the ring light, the green screen with two stains near the bottom, the desk covered in receipts and notes. Boss spawn estimates. Early XP curves. Ten-column spreadsheet. He had color-coded strategies at 3 a. m. and still had no clean answer because nobody had a clean answer. The game was new. The first AI-run VRMMO, real dynamic world director, living NPC claims, no public beta beyond sanitized press zones. No solved leveling map.
No fake guide selling yesterday's patch. That was the point. His mother did not look impressed by the point.
"You have an interview Monday."
"I have a launch in seven minutes."
"Meno." He hated the way she said his name when she had run out of anger and still had to spend more of it. It made him feel twelve, standing beside a cracked tablet, explaining why he needed one more tournament entry fee because this bracket was softer.
"This is the interview," he said.
"For once, everybody starts at zero. The streamers, the whales, the legacy guild kids, me. Nobody knows the meta yet. Rank one gets clipped. Clips get viewers. Viewers get sponsors, actual sponsors, and then I can—""Pay rent?"
"Yes."
"Buy groceries?"
"Yes."
"Stop telling your sister you are one patch away from being fine?" His hand tightened around the mouse. On the dashboard, the viewer count became 13. Someone had joined at the perfect time. Of course they had.
"Don't bring Lysa into it," he said. His mother's mouth pulled tight.
"She brought herself into it when she sent you money." Meno turned back to the monitor because his face had gone hot and the camera was on. His preview showed him too pale under the ring light, hair smashed on one side, cheekbones sharper than they should have been. Twenty-seven looked worse when lit by budget LEDs and unpaid bills.
"I'll pay her back."
"You say that like money is something you can earn if you get angry enough."
"Not this again. I told you. It's passion." Meno let out one sharp, unpleasant laugh.
"You think this is fair, Mom? The top guilds have analysts, launch houses, paid callers, whales buying every early mat, stream teams trading info through five Discords. Clean is dead. I'm trying to be early."
"And if this fails?" The timer on his second monitor hit five minutes. He reached for the VR rig.
"Then I'm still broke, but later." His mother stood there long enough that he almost said sorry. The word got stuck behind his teeth. Sorry did nothing to rent. Sorry did nothing to a dead channel. She set the grocery bag on the floor inside his room.
"There's rice," she said.
"Eggs. Eat before you make yourself sick."
"I ate." She looked at the trash by his desk. Three energy drink cans, one noodle cup, a spoon with dried sauce on it. Her eyes did the math.
"Meno." He pulled the rig over his head.
"I'm muted."
"You are not." He checked. He was not. Chat moved. MOM ARC bro getting world first eviction Meno stabbed the mute hotkey. The stream timer rolled into its launch countdown overlay. His heart climbed into his throat and stayed there, beating like a bad input. Across every platform, every name bigger than his had already gone live. Slick intros. Sponsor banners. Guild logos. Countdown parties. Smiling teams in matching chairs.
His own stream flickered between 16 and 15 viewers while his mother watched him from the doorway.
"I love you," she said, and it sounded worn thin rather than soft.
"I need you to come back from this one with something real." He wanted to say rank one was real. He wanted to say she would see. He wanted to say all the stupid trailer lines about changing your life, seizing the new world, first frontier, whatever the publishers had fed the big streamers. Instead, he adjusted the tape on the left strap and said, "I need quiet." It came out uglier than he meant. Her face closed, but not with surprise. Surprise would have been easier. She left the door half-open.
Meno stared at the gap for one breath, then two. Hall light cut a yellow strip across the stained carpet. His chest felt tight enough to mess with his breathing calibration, so he forced four slow inhales, the same way he did before ranked queues when the lobby already looked doomed. He unmuted.
"Chat," he said, and his voice came out almost normal.
"Launch day. First AI-enabled VRMMO. No meta, no handholding, no excuses. We hit top ladder or I become a responsible adult, which would be disgusting content, so pray for the game." 18 viewers rank 1 with 18 viewers KEKW"Screenshot it," Meno said.
"You'll lie later." He lowered himself into the cradle. One strap scraped his jaw. The haptics pad under his spine was cold through his shirt. He flexed his right hand once, twice, feeling the old ache in his wrist from too many dead games and too many restarts. The countdown hit ten. His internet dipped. The stream preview stuttered.
"Don't," he whispered. The connection icon went yellow, then green again at three. Two. One. The room vanished. Cold brightness folded over him, then pressure, then the nasty lurch of a body being assembled out of numbers. His feet hit polished stone. His hands existed. His lungs pulled air that smelled of wax, rain on old walls, and too many people packed into one plaza. Sound crashed in. Thousands of players shouted at once.
"Move, move, move!"
"Where's the north gate?"
"Anyone got healer start?"
"Recruiting for Crownfall! Launch contracts open!"
"Don't talk to NPCs, go left!"
"Clip this—chat, we are in, we are actually in—" Meno stumbled one step and caught himself before someone in silver-trimmed starter robes ran straight through his shoulder. The body collision was partial in the inner plaza, thank God. Outside city safe zones, the dev notes had been less comforting. Above the white stone square, banners snapped from towers under a blue morning sky. Bells hammered from somewhere high. NPC guards tried to keep streets open while players poured around them like floodwater.
Some NPCs shouted names, requests, warnings. A baker in a flour-dusted apron grabbed at passing sleeves and got ignored. A wounded boy sat beside a fountain with a bandage around his arm, staring at the crowd as if the world had gone mad around him. The world stared back. A guard's eyes tracked a streamer sprinting across a flowerbed.
"You there! The Queen's ivy is not a road!" The streamer never slowed.
"Chat, NPC just aggroed over gardening, AI confirmed!" Meno's own chat crawled at the edge of his vision. where leaderboard CLASS ROLL NOW He flicked his fingers through settings on instinct. UI opacity down. Combat text compressed. Chat left peripheral. Latency: 41 ms. Haptics: moderate. Pain filter: 18%. He almost pushed it lower for reaction accuracy, then remembered he needed to function after twelve hours. A launch banner burned across his vision.
[World: Veyrath | Launch Window Open | Leaderboards Active] [XP Sources: Monster Kills, Quests, Dungeon Clears, PvP Events, World Events, First Clears, AI-Directed Events] [Death Penalty Active: Item Drop, XP Loss, Rank Slip]"Yeah, yeah," Meno muttered.
"Show me class." The class altar stood ahead, a ring of black mirrors under a statue of some sword saint with a missing hand. Players jammed toward it, bodies blurring at the edge of collision rules. A guild stack in matching red sashes shoved through with practiced formation, their leader barking abbreviated commands like he had been born annoyed.
"Roll, screenshot, decide in three. No lore. No arguing. Bad set goes fallback. We need field in ninety." Meno cut sideways, hopped the fountain lip, and took the ugly way over wet stone. His boot slipped on moss. He windmilled, almost fell, caught the statue base, and heard chat wake up. bro almost wiped to fountain"Optimal pathing includes style," he said, breathless. He reached a mirror with one second before a woman in gold-accented robes tried to claim it.
Her gear was starter plain, but the way two players paused behind her said money before any title did. She smiled without hurry.
"I was next." Meno slapped his palm to the mirror.
"Too slow." Her smile held.
"Charming." The world narrowed. [Class Selection | Randomized Starter Offering] [Option 1: Ember Duelist | Ability: Flame-Edge Tempo] [Option 2: Grave Warden | Ability: Boneguard Method] [Option 3: Rift Archer | Ability: Spatial Marksmanship] Meno stopped breathing for half a beat. All three were good. Worse, all three were obviously good. Ember Duelist meant melee with elemental pressure. Grave Warden sounded like tank-summon hybrid or sustain wall. Rift Archer had range and movement baked into the name.
Any of those could carry early solo XP. Any of those could get him out the gate while other idiots rerolled for cosmetics. Chat exploded. PICK RIFT archer 100% grave warden sounds busted flame edge influencer class A fourth line pulsed beneath the three options. [Option 4: Full Random | Result Range: Worse, Stranger, Rarer, Stronger] Meno's tongue pressed against the back of his teeth. There it was. The edge disguised as a trap or the trap disguised as an edge. Nobody had data.
The press events had hidden full random behind NDAs and coy dev smiles. Stronger was in the range. Rarer was in the range. Stranger could mean broken after discovery. Worse could mean delete-character garbage. He looked past the UI at the plaza. A big streamer he recognized, JaxxonVale, stood on the altar steps with a perfect grin and thirty thousand invisible people behind his eyes.
"Chat, safe is for sponsored cowards. We came for a legend roll." His audience roared in floating emotes around him through some premium overlay. Meno hated him instantly for having the same thought with better lighting. The woman behind Meno said, "Some of us have schedules."
"Then schedule around me." She gave a small laugh.
"Full random, then. People who need miracles usually do." It was too near the truth. Meno could pick Rift Archer. He should pick Rift Archer. Range won launch zones. Range tagged mobs, kited bad spawns, stole last hits if the system allowed contribution cheese. Grave Warden gave safety. Ember Duelist gave damage and probably stream clips. Safe options meant competing straight into everybody who picked safe and executed better with better teams, better sleep, better sponsors, better lives.
Full random meant variance. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. Variance had kicked his teeth in for years, but variance also gave broke players the lie they needed to queue again. He selected Option 4. The mirror went black. For one clean second, Meno imagined something rare enough to make chat shut up. Mythblade. Chrono Monk. Dragon something. A class that made recruiters whisper, made theorycrafters DM, made early leaderboards bend.
The mirror spat white text. [Meno Varsh | Class: Swing Master — Level 1 | Ability: Compound Swing] Silence opened in his head. Then chat found him. HAHAHAHAHA swing master???? bro rolled janitor uninstall speedrun what does it do no way full random btw Meno stabbed open details with a finger that had started to shake. [Compound Swing | Consecutive clean weapon swings against valid resistance increase damage by +10% each.] [Chain Break: Miss, Stop, Weapon Swap, Stagger, Panic, Death, Tempo Break, Invalid Target] [Class Note: Repetition under pressure improves mastery.] He read it twice because the first pass looked too stupid to be real.
"Stationary target DPS," he said. His voice came out flat. Bad sign. Flat meant the tilt had gone under the floorboards. A guy at the next mirror glanced over. He wore a rough cloak and had a small spectral wolf pup circling his boots.
"Is that rare?" the guy asked, trying to be friendly and failing because he sounded relieved it had happened to somebody else. Meno closed the menu.
"It's misunderstood." The woman in gold stepped up to the mirror as he moved away.
"That is a brave word for it."
"Enjoy your schedule."
"I will. It appears to include damage." He pushed through the crowd before she saw his face properly. His starter equipment loaded with a weight at his hip. Plain shirt. Plain trousers. Belt pouch. A white-rarity sword whose grip felt like wrapped cardboard. No shield. No wand. No bow. No offhand. Nothing hovering, glowing, orbiting, whispering, singing, or looking expensive. He drew the sword. It was short, dull-edged, and honest in the worst way.
[Common I Starter Sword | Damage: Low | Durability: 30/30] Meno stared at the durability number like it had insulted his mother.
"Okay," he said.
"Okay. It stacks. Scaling mechanic. Early trash, late insane. That's how they balance weird classes. We find something with low movement, farm chain, get first mastery break. It's fine." cope% reroll? call mom apologize"Reroll locks you out of launch for a day," Meno snapped.
"Read the rules before typing." That was true. It was also why his mouth tasted like metal. Players streamed toward the gates. Some stopped to talk to NPCs and immediately got surrounded by glowing quest markers visible only to them. A blacksmith shouted about missing apprentices. A priestess at the fountain called for volunteers to carry medicine to the east road. A captain with blood on his sleeve tried to organize militia support while speedrunners jumped around him, searching for a skip.
[Dynamic Quest Nearby: Bellflower Delivery] Meno dismissed it. Quests were safe. Safe was slow. Safe made you listen to NPCs talk about cousins and herbs while someone else killed twenty boars and hit level two. He opened the leaderboard. [Launch Leaderboard | Global Level Rank] [Rank 1: BrineSaint — Level 2] [Your Rank: Unlisted — Level 1]"Already?" he said. His pulse jumped. Level two within minutes. Either a quest turn-in chain, coordinated mob tagging, or someone had found a dense spawn.
The board kept moving under him. Names appeared, vanished, climbed. Meno ran. The city gate was a crush of bodies and bad decisions. Recruiters lined the road just inside the arch, smiling like loan officers.
"Solo players, don't grief yourself," a woman in green called, voice sweet and trained.
"Crownfall feeder squads forming. Guaranteed healer rotation, loot rules in writing, family culture after trial." A tanky-looking player beside her muttered, "Family culture means bench if your parse sucks." Her smile did not move.
"And we support growth." Another recruiter leaned toward Meno.
"Melee? We need bodies for boar ridge. Contract split, two-hour minimum."
"I don't split XP." The recruiter's eyes flicked to his sword, then his empty offhand.
"You will." Meno kept running. Outside the gate, the safe-zone shimmer ended with a soft pressure across his skin. Grassland rolled down toward split-rail fences, muddy wallows, and low hills where beginner monsters spawned in ugly clusters. Players spread across the field, forming loose hunting lanes within thirty seconds because gamers could turn a meadow into a crater if XP was involved. Boars rooted near the fence line. Not tiny joke boars either.
Knee-high, bristled, thick-necked, with tusks that looked too large for starter gear. Meno inspected the nearest one while jogging. [Hostile: Bristleback Boar | Type: Starter Beast | Threat: Low | Trait: Short Charge] Low threat. Perfect. A firebolt streaked past and hit the boar in the flank before Meno reached it. The beast squealed and turned. A robed player backpedaled while another firebolt built between her hands.
"Tagged!" she shouted, panicked but happy. Meno peeled away, cursing under his breath. Contribution rules unknown. Last-hit stealing might work, might flag him, might waste time. He needed clean kills. He spotted a boar near a muddy dip, alone, head down. Good angle. No party nearby. He approached from behind at a diagonal, sword low. His body felt responsive, maybe too responsive; the VR cradle translated foot pressure with a fraction more slide than his apartment floor. He adjusted.
"First mob," he told chat.
"We test chain." The boar lifted its head. Meno swung. The sword smacked into bristle and hide with a dull, disappointing thud. [Compound Swing | Chain: 1 | Damage: +10%] The boar's health shaved down by a sliver.
"Base damage is criminal," Meno said. He pivoted with the recoil and cut again. The second hit landed cleaner. Another sliver. Third, fourth. He found a tempo: step, hip, cut; step, hip, cut. The boar shuffled sideways, irritated more than wounded. Meno tracked it, keeping the blade moving, refusing to overcommit. [Compound Swing | Chain: 5 | Damage: +50%] The sixth hit finally looked like damage. The health bar moved enough to matter. Meno's chest loosened.
"There. There it is. Scaling." The boar lunged. It did not charge in a long readable line like a training video mob. It snapped forward with its whole compact body, tusks low, faster than its weight suggested. Meno tried to finish the swing already in motion and sidestep at the same time. Bad choice. His foot hit mud. The tusk clipped his thigh. Pain flashed hot through the filter. His character staggered one half step. [Chain Broken: Stagger]"Come on." The boar hit him again before he recovered.
His health dropped in a chunk large enough to make chat stop laughing for half a second. Meno backed up, reset grip, swung. The boar moved its head. His blade cut air. [Chain Broken: Miss]"I had no chain!" The system did not care. A rogue blurred past behind the boar, daggers flashing. Two clean strikes, a bleed icon, a backward flip that looked expensive. The rogue was already moving to another target while his boar collapsed near the fence.
"Path's crowded," the rogue said, glancing at Meno.
"Careful with the mud there." He sounded genuine. That made it unbearable.
"I see the mud," Meno said. He did not see the second charge. The boar slammed him in the stomach. Breath left him. Haptics clenched around his ribs. He chopped downward in reflex. [Chain Broken: Panic] Meno's health hit red. He ran two steps, tried to potion, remembered he had no potion, and laughed once because the alternative was screaming. The boar's next charge took him behind the knee. The world tilted. Grass filled his vision.
[Death | Penalty: Dropped Item, XP Loss, Rank Slip] [Respawn: Westmarket Shrine] [Dropped: Stale Travel Ration x1] Light tore him apart. He woke on cold stone under a statue of a woman holding a bowl of water. Other dead players spawned around him in bursts of white, already swearing. A healer NPC moved between them with a bucket and a face that had given up on surprise.
"If you can stand, clear the shrine," she said.
"If you cannot stand, crawl to the left. The gods hear you from there." Meno sat up hard. The city plaza roared in the distance. His death marker glowed outside the gate. His stream overlay flickered. Viewers: 22. BOAR DIFF class working as intended mom was right He muted chat display for three seconds, then unmuted it because hiding chat looked weak.
"Information death," he said. His voice had gone too loud.
"We learned stagger breaks chain. We knew that from tooltip. Now we know boar lunge timing." A player respawned beside him in scorched robes, laughing breathlessly.
"I got baited by a flower quest. Flowers were spiders. This game is rude." Meno stood.
"Don't pick flowers."
"Good comms, man." He ran. By the time he reached the field, the meadow had changed. Players had divided into little economies of violence. A tank with a square shield held two boars in place while a glass-cannon mage behind him chanted something bright and stupidly effective.
"Hold still, bacon," the tank said.
"Don't rotate them out of my cone," the mage snapped.
"I rotate when my block meter says rotate." A healer in a brown robe stood between three different small parties, face pinched.
"If you line-of-sight me behind a pig again, I'm letting natural selection parse you." The boars died anyway. Cleanly. Efficiently. XP numbers blinked over heads. Loot pouches hit grass. An archer climbed a fence post and shot into a boar's shoulder every time it turned. The beast kept failing to path up the rail. A beast tamer's fox nipped at hind legs while the tamer jabbed from safety.
A casual pair, both laughing too much, killed slowly but steadily because one had a shield and the other had a glowing stick that mended scratches. Nobody was cheating. Nobody had found a miracle. They had buttons that solved problems. Meno had a sword that got good after the enemy politely let him keep hitting it. He reached his death marker. The ration was gone. Either the boar ate it, the game deleted it, or some player had looted one stale bread off his corpse like a future market baron.
All three options felt personal. The same boar rooted nearby at half health.
"Runback secured," Meno said.
"Round two." invite tank guy solo rank btw He ignored the tank comment. This time he led with a shorter swing and kept his feet out of the mud. First hit. Second. The boar turned. He moved with it, not away, cutting shallow along the shoulder. [Compound Swing | Chain: 1 | Damage: +10%] He gritted his teeth. The first notice was insulting now. Third hit. Fourth. The boar twitched before lunging. Meno saw the shoulder dip and stepped back early, letting the charge fall short. He swung as it passed.
The blade missed the tail by an inch. [Chain Broken: Miss] His mouth opened. Nothing came out for one second. Then plenty came out. The boar punished him during the sentence. He took the hit, recovered, tried to rebuild. Got to five. Ate a stagger. Got to four. Backpedaled into another player's kiting path and caught a stray frost patch under his boot. [Chain Broken: Tempo Break] The frost mage looked over, eyes huge.
"Sorry!"
"Watch it!"
"Hey, don't be an asshole. It's day one." The boar gored Meno mid-argument. [Death | Penalty: Dropped Item, XP Loss, Rank Slip] [Respawn: Westmarket Shrine] [Dropped: Copper Coin x2] White light. Cold stone. Shrine. Viewers: 19. swing master more like shrine master Meno stood slower this time. His thigh still remembered the tusk even after respawn, a ghost ache tucked under the pain filter. His hands wanted to move too fast. He curled them, uncurled them, then slapped his own cheek once. The healer NPC looked over.
"Don't do that."
"I know."
"Then don't." He almost snapped at her, then saw the bucket in her hand and the wet red cloths piled beside the shrine. She was not a tutorial prop. She was tired because hundreds of idiots were feeding themselves into boars and bringing the consequences back to her feet. Meno ran again. The leaderboard flashed while he crossed the gate. [Launch Leaderboard | Global Level Rank] [Rank 1: BrineSaint — Level 3] [Your Rank: Unlisted — Level 1] Level three.
His run turned ragged for three steps before he forced it smooth. Rank one was leaving the station while he donated pocket change to wildlife. Outside, a recruiter waved at him again.
"Still solo?"
"Still breathing."
"We've got a shield slot open. XP split, but uptime beats corpse running."
"I said no split." The recruiter shrugged, already scanning behind him.
"Fine. Somebody else will." He tried a different boar near a tree. He used the trunk to limit charge angles. The first chain reached five. The boar scraped bark, turned tight, and clipped him. Stagger. Reset. He tried circling clockwise. The boar's lunge adjusted. He tried short swings only. Damage stayed pathetic. He tried committing to longer arcs for deeper hits. The boar interrupted. He tried jumping a root to force pathing. His heel landed wrong, and the chain broke on tempo before the boar even touched him.
Nearby, the tank-mage pair pulled three boars at once.
"Block two. Burn left. Swap in four," the tank said.
"Big cast," the mage replied, all arrogance and fear packed into two words. The healer sighed.
"Your big cast has a big funeral if you rip threat." Fire rolled over the grass. Three health bars dropped like bad stocks. Meno's boar still had sixty percent health. He swallowed hard and kept swinging. First. Second. Third. Fourth. Fifth. [Compound Swing | Chain: 5 | Damage: +50%] The boar lunged. Meno stepped sideways early, blade held back. He waited half a beat and struck the flank. Six. The hit sounded better. Meatier. The boar's health dipped. Seven. Eight. A player sprinted past screaming, "Loose wolf!
Loose wolf!" A gray shape slammed into Meno's boar from the side. His target jolted out of range. Meno's next swing cut empty air. [Chain Broken: Miss] The wolf was not even hostile to him. Some beast tamer's summon had dragged a mob through his lane.
"Are you kidding me?" A young player with the spectral wolf pup from class selection skidded into view, face red.
"Sorry, sorry, he aggroed weird. Biscuit, heel! Biscuit, no!"
"You named your launch pet Biscuit?"
"I panicked in naming."
"Your panic just griefed my chain." The guy winced.
"My bad. Do you want party? I can let Biscuit hold—""No."
"You sure? Your class looks like it needs—""I know what it needs." The sentence came out too sharp. The guy took a step back, lifted both hands, and followed his wolf away. Meno finished the boar after another reset and three ugly trades. The kill gave XP, two damaged tusks, and no satisfaction. [XP Gained: Bristleback Boar Kill] No level. Not close. His health was low, sword durability had dropped, and the tank-mage pair had killed enough boars to make the grass around them look harvested.
Chat had gone from mockery to advice, which was annoying because some of it made sense. get a tank party up until lvl10 then solo rank push is dead if u corpse run Meno opened his character panel while crouched behind the tree. [Meno Varsh | Class: Swing Master — Level 1 | Ability: Compound Swing] The class line sat there, plain as a bill. Swing Master. Not Blade Ascendant. Not Rift Archer. Not even Swordsman with a normal damage skill and a block.
It sounded like something a trainer gave to children who could not remember which end was sharp. He pictured the three options he had thrown away. Flame-edge tempo. Boneguard method. Spatial marksmanship. He had seen variance and called it edge because edge sounded smarter than greed. A boar squealed in the distance. Another player cheered. Somewhere, a streamer shouted, "World first rare drop!" and a crowd surged toward the sound like money had a smell. Meno's stream dipped to 14 viewers.
this is kinda painful now come back later with guide Again. That word did more damage than the boars. His old channels were buried under again. Dead MOBAs, failed shooters, card games where he blamed draws until nobody watched, survival servers where he started late and called everyone ahead a nolifer while playing fourteen hours himself. Every time, he had found a reason the ladder was dirty. Usually it was. That had never made him climb.
He stood and pulled the boar tusks from his inventory, checking vendor value. Low. Of course. A shadow fell over him. The woman from the class altar stood on the field path in clean starter leathers with a narrow blue bow across her back. Not starter gear. Already upgraded. Her party moved behind her in a loose diamond: shield, healer, caster, rogue. Efficient. Funded. Calm. She had not hurried and was still ahead.
"Swing Master," she said, as if tasting the words. Meno slid the tusks away.
"Princess?"
"Rift Archer." She touched the bowstring lightly.
"The mirror had taste after all."
"Congratulations on clicking the obvious button."
"It was obvious for a reason." Her tank watched the field, not Meno. Her healer drank from a flask and looked bored. They were not here to bully him. He was scenery on their route. She tilted her head.
"My group could use a damage ramp if that class does what I think it does. We hold. You swing." Meno's pride flared so fast it felt like relief.
"I'm not joining your content farm."
"My content is private."
"Cool." One corner of her mouth lifted.
"You could just say thank you."
"Thank you."
"Careful. Almost sounded human."
"You want something."
"I wanted to be generous. You're making a strong case against it." She studied him for a second longer.
"Then enjoy the mud." Her party moved on. The tank gave Meno a small nod, no contempt in it, just acknowledgment from one melee to another. The healer glanced at his health bar and said, "Patch yourself before you get sneezed on."
"I don't have any." She tossed a cheap bandage at his feet without stopping. He stared at the bandage in the grass. Chat reacted before he did. use bandage idiot rich girl party invite denied, broke streamer principles intact Meno picked up the bandage because refusing free sustain was stupid. He used it behind the tree while pretending that made it different. Health crawled up. The next thirty minutes became a loop ugly enough to grind grooves into him. Run out. Pick target. Establish angle. Swing. Lose chain.
Curse. Reset. Eat charge. Watch someone else solve the same problem with a shield, a root spell, a pet, a slow, a stun, a heal, a range advantage, a second human being. Once, he reached nine. The boar was low. His chain damage had finally started to climb into something real. The rhythm settled through his shoulders. Step left. Cut. Step in. Cut. Let the lunge pass. Cut the recovery. He saw the tenth swing before it happened. A party fleeing a larger boar train crossed behind him.
One of their mobs clipped his back. [Chain Broken: Stagger] He killed his boar anyway, but the missing tenth hit sat in his teeth. Another time, he reached ten. [Compound Swing | Chain: 10 | Damage: +100%] The hit carved a proper wound down the boar's side. Damage doubled. Real damage. For three seconds, Swing Master stopped looking like a joke and started looking like a weapon hidden under punishment. Then Meno got greedy for eleven, stepped too deep, and the boar hooked his ankle.
[Chain Broken: Stagger] He died trying to salvage it. [Death | Penalty: Dropped Item, XP Loss, Rank Slip] [Respawn: Westmarket Shrine] [Dropped: Damaged Boar Tusk x1] At the shrine, he stayed on one knee until another player bumped into him.
"Clear spawn," the player said, impatient. His armor had guild trim already.
"Some of us are routing." Meno stood. His body felt too warm inside the cold respawn light. He had XP, then less XP. He had loot, then less loot. His rank remained unlisted, which was the cleanest insult the system could make. The healer NPC wrung out another cloth.
"Back to the animals?"
"Yeah."
"They win often." He looked at her. She was already turning away to help a caster with a burned face. Meno stepped out of the shrine, then stopped under the archway where city shadow met morning. Players kept rushing past him. Some laughing. Some tilted. Some already organized into guild colors and private callouts. The world director shifted pressure around them without explaining itself. A bell rang twice from the east. A flock of black birds lifted from beyond the fields.
An NPC runner sprinted toward the captain shouting about smoke near the mill, and half the nearby players ignored him because their route documents did not have a mill in them yet. The game was alive enough to punish assumptions. Public enough to reward coordination. New enough that every mistake felt like it might become a guide later, written by someone faster. Meno opened the leaderboard again. Rank one was level four. He almost closed it calmly.
His hand twitched and selected the panel edge instead, dragging it crooked across his vision. Chat clipped the mistake instantly. he's cooked you cannot solo this class streamer ego death He said nothing. Because they were right. Swing Master needed aggro held off him. It needed a tank pinning a target, a healer smoothing chip damage, a support slowing lunges, any warm body with a shield standing between his chain and the world's need to interrupt it. In a party, Compound Swing could ramp.
In a dungeon corridor, maybe it could sing. Against a boss with predictable windows and someone else eating the teeth, he could stack until the numbers got stupid. Solo, every boar was a debate he had to win ten times in a row while the boar only had to win once. Grouping was the correct play. Grouping meant shared XP. Drama. Waiting for mana. Listening to someone say "one sec" while rank one widened the gap. It meant another person's mistake became his reset, and his mistake became their sigh.
It meant admitting his solo-rank fantasy had been built on a class he threw away before he saw the tooltip. Meno's throat worked. A message request blinked from the beast tamer. [Party Invite: Fenwick | Class: Beast Tamer — Level 1 | Ability: Companion Handling] Biscuit can hold little pigs now promise. Meno stared at it for so long the accept button felt like it grew teeth. His finger moved. Stopped.
The old familiar voice in his head, the one that always sounded practical when it wanted something stupid, said he could take the party for one level. Use the pet. Stabilize. Recover tempo. Nobody had to know it was surrender if he framed it as testing group scaling. His stream would know. Chat would spam Biscuit carry. The recruiter would have been right. The gold woman would have been right.
His first real decision in the new world would be to gamble for a miracle, receive a broom handle, then ask a guy with a dog named Biscuit to save his rank push. He declined.
"Idiot," he said to himself.????? declined???? BISCUIT DIED FOR NOTHING He turned chat opacity down until it became a smear of moving light. Outside the gate, he did not run straight back to the nearest boar. He walked to the fence line and watched. Not watched like a viewer. Watched like a loser trying to find the frame he had missed. Boars dipped their shoulders before short charges, but the dip changed depending on foot placement. Mud made them slide farther and recover slower. Dry grass gave them tighter turns.
When they hit a fence at an angle, they bounced and pivoted left more often than right. Their recovery after a missed charge lasted less than a full heavy swing, but enough for a short cut if he had already set his hip. The tree root that broke his rhythm could break theirs too if he put it between their front legs rather than his heels. He flexed his fingers around the Common I sword. The class did not need him brave. It did not need him lucky. It needed him boring at a level his ego found offensive. First swing.
Repeat. Keep range. Cut recovery. Refuse greed. Drop chain before panic turned it into death? No, stopping broke chain too. Then don't stop. Turn misses into shorter arcs. Use terrain to make the boar's movement repeatable. Build ten. Then twenty. Not because the system loved him. Because he gave the beast fewer ways to ruin the rhythm. A boar rooted near the fence, alone for now. A bad target by normal standards, half in mud, half near a broken rail. Meno smiled without warmth.
"Fine," he said.
"We make you a training dummy the hard way." He stepped into the field, sword low, and began counting under his breath before the first swing landed.
