Chương 111: Mission Impossible 6

There wasn't even a question in my mind. Lady Xiao had to become my woman, not only for her amazing body, but also for her strength, her alchemy skills and status as an Elder in the Autumn Leaves sect. The next day, I had my balls refilled, drank a lot of tea to replenish and then opened my marriage room, since Lord Huang would be quite anxious about his baby girl. Quite normal, for anyone with a conscience.

"... You're still pure, little Yue? And have gained another cultivation level... is that what the fashion is for the young generation? Cultivate hard, even on your wedding night?" the Saint Lord asked in surprise.

"Father-in-law, you will have to wait a year before we are ready to make a dozen grandchildren for you. I want Yue to reach Soul Transformation first, and had already begun training her. I already made a special pill, just for Yue!" I said in a proud voice. As expected, speaking loudly about new pills drew my target closer. Lady Xiao appeared as well, and also examined Yue with a faint smile. Perhaps she could sense the smell of milk?

"Special Pill? Can I see?" Lady Xiao asked directly.

"I can show you how I make the Soul Vision, Saint Xiao! Step into my room..." I invited the Saint Alchemist, then locked the door and powered up the Concealment Formation first, leaving Yue and her father outside. They had no reason to suspect foul play, only alchemy secrets. Lady Xiao wasn't quite as naive, but since her cultivation was much higher than mine, she felt mostly amused and curious.

"Inviting a strange woman into your room, just like that? Aren't you afraid I might eat you?" she asked in a teasing voice. I blinked innocently, and measured her mature body for a minute.

"I'm not afraid. Anyway, Alchemy first... flirting later." I answered curtly, as if I was a proper Daoist focused on higher goals than mere pleasure. I took out the Dark Cauldron, and began patting and encouraging the old monster to not act out and shame me in front of this pretty Saint, then promised it a spiritual bath by three pure maidens with soft feet.

"Hah! I heard many superstitions from other alchemists, but not this one. You are really funny, Pef Tian!" Lady Xiao exclaimed as I began to prepare the ingredients. Then fell silent as I extracted the head of a peak demonic cultivator and gouged his eyes out.

"Soul Vision is named quite literally, Lady Xiao. The Dao imprint seen by this demonic guy when he ascended as a Soul Transformation cultivator. We, as humans can indeed discriminate between cultivation methods, but the Dao cares not. A Demonic Saint is no less powerful than a Daoist Saint." I explained patiently, and used two eyes at once, for a surprise.

"And now you're not funny anymore..." the woman said in a grave voice, but kept watching my alchemy with her senses focused on my cauldron.

"As cultivators, our lives are filled with pain and suffering. We must take any chance at living free and unfettered, such as alchemy or even enjoying life with a beautiful woman. One begets two, and two begets three..." I said gently, and waited for the fated ding. Ding, ding ding! Three Supreme-grade pills, smelling wonderful for Tier 4 pills. Of course, higher tier pills used much better herbs or fruits, and those pills could leave you dazed with a single whiff, but right now I wasn't there.

Lady Xiao extracted the pills from my cauldron and examined each of them carefully.

"Two eyes made three pills, and all Supreme. Your Dao insight is almost enough to promote as a Tier 5 Alchemist. How old are you, Pef Tian?" she asked a bit interested. I took her palm and examined her meridians with a different purpose. I already suspected a Wood meridian, but Lady Xiao had twin meridians: Wood and Fire. Basically the perfect combo to become a high tier alchemist, if she survived long enough.

"What! Are you surprised by my meridians?" the Saint asked in a teasing voice. I sighed and took out the next set of ingredients, for Tier 3 Regeneration pills.

"Back on my home continent, I had many friends injured and maimed, crushed or dismembered by various causes. So I invented this Regeneration pill. The vertebra of a Core lizard is the main ingredient, while other herbs are mostly to provide energy and sustain the pill effects during ingestion." I said with a distant voice, thinking of home and my wives. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

"Tier 3 only? Not much use here then. Even a Soul Transformation youngster like you can forcibly regrow a limb for a lower realm cultivator. But using a lizard spine? Could it work for Tier 4 pills too?" she asked a minute later, as the Tier 3 pill cooked fast.

"It's not exactly only Tier 3, Lady Xiao. Some effects of the regeneration apply to Nascent Souls as well, specifically on the appearance or even very small bits of flesh, like a woman's purity. Tested by myself, for medical reasons..." I added with a wry voice. Lady Xiao laughed and patted my back.

"I'm certain medicine was the only reason a young man would invent something like this..." I smiled back, and patted her knee as she sat beside me.

"My pill doesn't work on Saints, so don't get any ideas, Lady Xiao. If and when I manage to make a Tier 5 pill, then we might resume this topic." I said with a teasing voice, making the Saint woman blush around her ears, and throw me a wounded glare.

"Got more new pills?" she asked instead, and ignored my hand still resting on her knee. I did, but Foundation Consolidation would be much too low grade to interest a Saint. Instead, I took out two Formation plates. One was the black cylinder I found beneath Clan Zhan, and the other my innocent twin-fish plate.

"Back when I was a Nascent Soul I destroyed a demonic sect and found this. They must be Formation plates, but I don't know enough about this subject. Concealment yes, but this stuff is more advanced. And also..." I added and took out a Saint-grade polearm. Lady Xiao gasped, since a Saint-grade weapon was indeed valuable, especially for a second-grade-sect Saint like her, who didn't have such a precious weapon.

"Pef Tian... you found a real treasure! I was already tempted to give you a Tier 5 cauldron, but with this... you can buy 100 cauldrons!" she said with a trembling voice.

"I still want that alchemy cauldron, Lady Xiao. And... 100 kisses for the weapon. I might touch your magnificent boobs too, if I get excited... maybe lick them too." I offered with a sly voice. Lady Xiao laughed and stored her precious prize before grabbing my head and giving me a mind-blowing kiss. After a few minutes, she drew back and measured me with pity.

"You realize, you could have asked for my purity, Pef Tian? And I wouldn't have said no..." she whispered and drew me back for another soul-sucking kiss. My hands moved on her huge boobs, and didn't get crushed, instead Xiao moaned in my mouth, and moved her hands on my body as well. And while I was curious where she would stop the rewards, I didn't want her to stop. I just rolled and landed on the Yin-Yang plate, then held her head and forced my tongue into her sweet mouth.

Xiao froze, almost ready to push me away... The Yin-Yang Formation activated by itself, and while Xiao resisted most of its effects, and didn't become a puppet, she was still uninhibited and entangled tongue and hands with me. Not perfect, but a man has to use what he has. My lips traced her full lips and her soft neck, before I parted her Saint robes and began eating her jade-white boobs, as I was promised.

"Your purity is too precious, Xiao. But if I can drink your pure Yin... it will be a fair trade, right?" I whispered as my hands untied her robes completely.

"Just drink? Sure... drink all you want..." Xiao answered in a horny voice, and my hands grabbed her naked ass while my mouth dove lower and lower until I could taste Heaven from the wet spring. Xiao was also a generous woman, and sensing my dick hard and in pain, she returned the favor, slurping gently on my dick, while taking care not to tear if off by accident. A Saint woman in heat was indeed a bit dangerous.

"Don't... just open your mouth and let me use it. You might bite it off, you're too strong!" I argued like a pro, abusing her caring manners to convert the Saint into my milk gobbler. Changing positions on demand or midair was out, if Xiao was still conscious, so I just rolled from top to bottom and side to side, to prevent rug burns. Pop! My cultivation gained a level after a while, since a Saint's pure Yin was indeed powerful. And tasted good too, better than anything I tasted in this life.

I didn't stop, couldn't stop with such a juicy prize in hands. The Yin Yang Formation stopped at some point, but I kept going, serving Xiao a dozen more doses of lotus milk. Then my balls went dry, and I grabbed my balls and stuffed them in Xiao's mouth and kept slurping her pure Yin for another hour. Sadly, the fun times ended as the Saint tapped my ass and thigh for rest, and I had to turn and rest my head of her amazing white and soft boobs.

"Too bad I don't have a dozen strong weapons to bribe you, Lady Xiao. You taste so wonderful... and I gained a level too. In a few years I could become a Saint, if I was rich..." I complained like a poor farm boy. My Saint lover giggled and rubbed my hair.

"Don't be silly, Pef Tian. If I didn't like you, you wouldn't have got a kiss, or your milk sucked, no matter how many Saint weapons you had. Did you think I was so shallow?" she acted a bit outraged.

"I hope not, my wonderful fairy. I wouldn't want a long line of rich men buying flute songs from you... only me!" I said with a joking voice.

"Oh? You think you will get another chance?" Lady Xiao teased me as I licked a pink nipple with a lazy tongue.

"Guan Siao pays me 1000 spirit stones for my milk. I hear it tastes very good, and even helps women cultivate a bit faster. Do you want to buy another chance?" I asked with my scamming voice. Lady Xiao took a deep breath, likely performing an internal scan. I already knew what she would find. A small but still significant increase in cultivation. In a decade maybe, she could try the Saint King ascension, instead of 1000 years. It's what the Yin Yang plate did, combined with my special milk.

"Hmmm. Only 1000 spirit stones? It's quite cheap." she mused in a distant voice.

"But you need to find me a few Tier 4 lizards too. I want to invent that Reconstruction pill, and get it to Supreme-grade. Might be enough for my Tier 5 alchemy..." I asked in a soft voice, then found myself a softer place to take a nap. Using her saintly breasts as pillows, for example. Mission impossible? Pef Tian never fails!