Chương 127: Mission Impossible 8...almost.

A small wedding I asked. Should have asked why the Sect Master had a dozen red dresses instead. Of course, she wanted her best disciples bound to the future Immoral Emperor. My small wedding with Tingling turned into a milkfest, lasting an entire week, and more than 1500 milk jets being sprayed inside and out the flying Saints in my Yin-Yang Formation. By the time we recovered from our honey week, everyone gained cultivation levels, insights and got married very hard.

I gained two Saint cultivation levels, in one week instead of 400 years. And Xiao joined the Saint King exclusive group, once again outpacing Weili. But I think nobody cared, not even Weili.

"Are you sure you can't stay one more year? My sect would grow so strong..." Autumn Rain pleaded while Erlong sucked my balls to hear and taste the Dao up close.

"There's no point, my dear Sage. Saints are foot soldiers for the big sects. Sages are stronger foot soldiers, or mostly maids... if they are pretty enough. In this world, unless you are a Dao King, there is nothing you can do to struggle against the dying of the light. And even then..." I spoke in a sad voice. The Autumn Leaves' Sect Master sighed aloud, and patted her Sister Erlong's head.

"What should we do? Tell me!" she asked directly.

"Well, we will take a few trips, collect some women, and then wait. However, if you take me to the Million Flowers, my entry will be easier. I have Siao as my entry ticket anyway, but a Sage holds more weight, at least as a start. And you might get some help from the leaders of the Flowers, if things go well." I exposed half my plan, because I wasn't about to gloat about my scamming strategy. Erlong finished her meal, so she floated around to hold my head on her amazing pillow boobs.

"I think husband wants us to join the Million Flowers... once he becomes famous in that place."

"And those 500 women you kept as playthings? They have grown, but none of them reached the Soul Transformation." the Sect Master asked with a doubtful voice.

"My 500 milk maids? The ones who will become Saints and Sages for certain? What about them, Sect Master?" I asked with a teasing voice. The Sage sighed as another naked Saint came to suck my balls. Hue Ji, I think. Maybe Fei Ya? I might need a list with all my women someday. Or just ask them when they climbed on my dick. That worked too, for some reason. With the loyalty oath, at least I could know these women weren't about to bite my dick off or something. It was enough for now.

Next day, I flew with Siao and Rain to the Guan clan, and abducted their Saint Ancestor, as my new milk maid. Then we visited City Lord Huang, and abducted nine innocent women as my new concubines, and Autumn disciples. Plus I had to stock on more Indigo Plum Wine, which was very good wine. I just bought all the wine supply available, because I could.

Then a ton of expensive lingerie and jewelry for my women, a dozen Tier 5 beasts for alchemy, another ton of Tier 3, Tier 4 and a few Tier 5 herbs, weapons and armor for my wives. And lastly, I escorted Tingling and Yue Huang to the site of the Black Leech sect, murdered a few hundreds idiots that tried to rebuild a demonic sect, and waved me wives off as they teleported to my home continent, loaded with resources. Azure Plains, it was called the continent.

Good to know it did have a name, but you could only read it on the return Ancient Gate, when it activated. Tian had never returned home, so he didn't know this stuff. Then a last stop at the Autumn Leaves, to pump my women full of milk, say goodbye to the 500 crying recruits, slap their faces with my dick for laughs... and we were gone.

It took Rain two weeks at Sage speed to move my party into the Million Flowers Valley, but half the time was spent fucking in a cave under concealment so it doesn't count as travel time. Guan Siao was the main beneficiary of the frequent night stops, as she managed to ascend into Saint Realm as well, probably because I filled her with 1000 doses of lotus milk.

The maids, Xueyue, Ruo, Jiao and Tianxiong also gained a level, by getting only 100 doses of milk each, while Rain took a bit more, since she was carrying the party, literally. Sadly, our lovely Sage didn't get a single level, but at least her face and body got a new shine, cleansed by lots of healing milk. My milk.

"Halt! You are about to enter the Million Flowers Valley! State your purpose!" a strong intent and even stronger qi blocked us at the border of the huge sect. A Great Sage? Well, the Great Sages were used as guards by most big sects, and while the Flowers weren't in top 10, they were still in top 20. Yes, Pef... exactly like Holland in your world. And their main export was also flowers.

Autumn Rain flew forward to discuss with her fellow Sage, and a powerful Sage-scan passed over and through me, likely looking for anything hidden.

"Sage Red Lily will escort you to the Meeting Hall, and host your party for negotiations. Do not draw any weapons or Formations. Do not scan or touch any disciple! Clear? Saint Pef Tian, you're the main suspect!" the Great Sage warned me directly. I suspected the visitor protocol didn't change, since Tian was met in the same way. I mean, the idiot came here to beat up their Sword champions and temper his body by getting cut by pretty Flowers a million times, but I wasn't that stupid.

"Understood, Sage Violet Bloom. I won't beat up your pretty flowers, unless they beg me to. You did hear I am mainly an Alchemist and a fairy doctor, right?" I answered with a humble voice. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it.

"... Scumbag. I know your type. You even brought your maids with you!" the Sage spoke in a deadly glare, appearing a meter in front of me as a threat. Yeah, Tian knew her well. It did take this woman 8000 years to warm up and open her legs, but it was possible. And the violet in her name and hair? A Sacred Body, of course. It was very hard to become a Dao King without one. I examined the familiar face and body for a long minute.

"Getting cold pains in your stomach at night? Migraines in the sun?" I asked with a professional voice, just as Violet was about to blast me for being a lecherous scumbag. The Great Sage blinked first, then grabbed my wrist to scan me internally. Nothing to see here, my past and future one-week stand Flower! You just lack Yang energy, because your body consumes it too fast.

"How is this possible? You are only 19 years old? And already a 3rd level Saint?" she asked in surprise. I smiled mysteriously.

"If you want to be healed, this famous fairy doctor is here to help. For a hefty price, my pretty violet Flower." I said with a calm voice, then placed my hand over hers, and passively scanned her qi emissions, without trying to enter her meridians and get burned to ash. Tian wasn't a good doctor, and his memories might not fit to this copy world. Better make sure. Violet glanced at my hand, and realized something, so she stepped back like I was too hot to touch. Yet, the Dao was heard loud and clear.

"A huge scumbag, Pef Tian! But a talented doctor, nonetheless. Visual diagnostic, then a passive qi scan. Non-invasive, and very subtle. If that's all you do, then it won't be a problem. Perhaps it is better to use your maids and sate your manly urges, than our pure Flowers." she offered as a tacit acceptance.

"Indeed, Great Sage. This is exactly why my maids are with me. My Yang is very strong and needs quenching daily. However, for Alchemy I do require your sect to provide the expensive herbs, in most cases. For other training, we can negotiate the particulars with someone in real power. Ah, I see Red Lily has arrived too." I said even though I couldn't sense the space-shifted Sage. I could count seconds in my mind though.

Tian would make the distance to the main sect in 10 seconds as a Sage, I waited for 12, because other people could be slower. Violet turned and glanced up, making her fellow Sister decloak.

"Sloppy work, junior sister. A little Saint can sense you." Sage Red Lily blinked innocently, since her cloak was indeed perfect, even for other Sages. Tian, why did you not bang this beauty? Was it the red stockings and heels? Did I find a sexy demonic spy in my first minute? A shapely body rival to Xueyue, and a pretty face that could launch 1000 ships, or stop 1000 milk jets. Don't answer that! The Nine-Yin Blood meridian already told me what I needed to know. That Blood allignment only manifested in bloodbaths.

"Violet, my dear. My first request, do not execute this lovely demonic spy. I can fix Red Lily, and add her to my maids' roster. But if you do, I want her virgin body anyway. I am learning puppetry too." I asked with a pleasant voice, like discussing the weather. The silly spy tried to run, as if she had any chance against a Great Sage with 80000 years of combat experience. A glowing whip became a lasso and captured the great beauty, then a few pokes sealed her cultivation.

Violet sighed, and took the job of escorting us to the Meeting Hall, while the sexy spy wiggled and struggled against a Tier 7 weapon without any chance.

"There is something special about you, Pef Tian. And now an Elder will have to examine this lovely spy, as you put it. How do you know you can tame this demonic woman?" she asked a bit curious. I smiled like an angel, while Xueyue glanced away.

"That would be telling. Why would I do that for free, Great Sage? Give me something nice first." I asked with a shameless voice, making Siao giggle for a second. As the Great Sage pondered what to do, I examined the familiar jade-plated hall, and discovered a hundred Formations embedded among the jade plates, although not what they were or did. Still, a bit more knowledge about Formations was already useful. Tian never noticed this, or probably didn't care if he did.

He could cut his way out from any situation, until his last day when he didn't. Better for me, in this case. I had a new life, and got to keep his knowledge.

"Autumn Rain, do you see all these Formation plates? I wonder what they all do? Scanning for threats, perhaps? Or detecting lies from scummy visitors..." I proposed at random. The Sage glared at me to keep my mouth shut, but I was making a point too.

"Pef Tian, you always cause problems wherever you go. Slapping people in the face is not a sport!" Rain muttered while slapping her forehead dramatically. I wanted to say something about using my dick, then changed my mind as a Dao King in green robes appeared on a floating green jade throne, glowing with power and Dao imprints. I couldn't sense what she did, but I knew what a Dao King could do.

She scanned our bodies, souls and surface thoughts, and her eyes glinted at the notion of dick slaps, which was indeed my favorite sport.

"Today is a fun day indeed, Violet Bloom. Your lover has returned to you, younger and smarter. And Guan Siao... our future Dao King has arrived as well. What, did you think you were the only one to see the future, Pef Tian?" the Dao King spoke with faint amusement. I knew this day would come. But it had to be done. Daoist Green Willow, the woman that Tian never beat, because her gift allowed her to bypass all threats. Foresight, or precognition, maybe a bond with another copy world.

Whatever it was, it kept the Million Flowers safe, even against Quasi-Emperors. Then again, Tian had a soft spot for women and didn't try to kill the lovely Willow meridian Elder.

"In one such future, you touched my balls willingly, Green Willow. But that world is now dead and erased. I am only a fairy doctor in this life, nothing more." I said without a single lie. Of couse, that Dao King kicked Tian in the balls and only thus touched his balls, but she wasn't the only one who could bend the truth. Taking the 'bending' concept to the limit was a strange Dao path, but it still worked. But, in this life, without using a weapon I could still defeat a Dao King, using only words.

"Haha. I hear the truth in your scumbag words, Pef Tian. I will learn more about that future, but first to business. What do you want for Guan Siao?" the Dao King started strong. Violet glared at me, trying to imagine how she became my lover in some nebulous future. I waved my fingers at her.

"Of course, I want my sweet Violet. We will get another Dao King in this world, after I heal her." Autumn Rain watched me deal with a Dao King like we were old friends, altough we never met in this life.

"Pef Tian... just wait a century or two. Violet will come begging by then." she advised me in a sagely voice. I already knew that, but why wait? This was the beauty of dealing with a higher ranked Elder like Green Willow. She could just order her beautiful Flowers to get married. The green robed Dao King heard the truth in Rain's voice as well, and nodded.

"It is a bit too soon for that, Pef Tian. You know us well, I can see that, but we don't. For starters, you will get a guest yard and start your medical practice. Sister Violet Bloom will be your guard in the sect, or even outside when you leave. Let her get to know you, before we move forward." Green Willow decided after a minute. So, it was yes for marriage, but not yet.

"Good enough, I guess. What about my sexy spy? I love taming demonic beauties... wearing red heels." I asked with greedy voice, thinking about red heels high in the air, while I pounded Red Lily into my bed, for fun and profit. The Dao King glared at me and vanished. I guess that was an answer too.