Chương 67: Bon appétit

Zhen Chen arrived with food for everyone in the family, and she even included food for Lina Peng, who was... my naked friend and a new hero. It wasn't like I would chase her away, after I helped her form a Golden Core, and I still hoped Lina will offer to sing the flute for me. My wife Lina, rubbed herself hard on me, obviously hoping for a bit of sweet love, but I had a lot of work for today. The Tier 2 Regrowth pills for once, and the multi-vitamins for another.

Pef's knowledge, although mostly mundane, was pretty useful at healing people. Stem cells, not even the Quasi-Emperors from Tian's life knew of them, although their pills were already magical. Zhen's kind moves and motherly pats kinda freaked out my young wives at first, but slowly they got used to the Evil Witch becoming the Good Witch.

"I only used non-lethal poison in the meal. It's to make you all strong, and not die by accident..." she revealed in a loving voice. Yeah, warm kindness will take a bit more work. Hua seemed used to this, however. Probably her daily life in her old sect.

"Zhen, how hard would it be to bring Yao Chen to live with her mother?" I asked after washing the poisoned meal with some tea. My desert witch wife frowned.

"Taking her by force... all of us, I guess. And Nana and Sakura might die, just like Venerable Ling. The Guardian Beast is very strong, and even more deadly." she answered with a warning voice. Damn it! I wanted to start a scam on my step-daughter too.

"But you can visit and bring her a few milk bottles, right?" I asked to make sure.

"I do need to visit the Purple Sands anyway. My entire wealth is there, plus a dozen other reasons. Some of your pills would help greatly." Zhen said after thinking for a minute.

"Take Mei with you. The puppets are immune to poison, and she can carry anything you need back here." I offered with a glance at my demonic wife. Zehn wasn't stupid, and has already seen my storage ring. She smiled and went to hug Mei.

"The two of us will do so many great things together, Mei Teshan! Your name alone will be a good weapon and bargaining chip..."

"Come Lina, let's go into my room" I said in a manly voice and began walking, when the two Lina moved by habit, hearing their name being called. This was a sitcom!

"Lina Peng... I aim to take my wife Lina inside my room and make sweet love with her. Do you want to watch?" I asked the new girl. Lina's eyes began to blur, and red blood flushed her face.

"... Not today..." she mumbled and sat down. Lina just jumped on my back and waved goodbye to her sisters, as if she had won a ticket to paradise. So I entered my room, and remembered I had three naked Elders still sitting and meditating on the Dao. However, given all the milk they sucked in the morning, it shouldn't be a problem.

"Don't tell Lin. Cultivating in the Nascent Soul realm is too hard, and she might feel outmatched." I told Lina as my hands and qi undressed us at speed.

"I know. Nana... told me a few things. So today is sweet love only?" Lina asked with a cute voice.

"Exactly. It's a Dao lesson for these three Elders too. They seek enlightenment, but you remember how Lin got hers, right?" I asked gently while placing my dick between Lina's amazing boobs. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. She dripped some saliva on my tip, and moved gently, pumping the milk bags up and down, then rolling my dick as a warm-up.

The three Dao-seekers had already opened one eye to seek the Dao in the Yin and Yang, and I let out a deep moan when Lina leaned lower to suckle my dick with her warm mouth. The Dao seekers were observing the Dao with both eyes now. Good for them. After my dick was properly wet and hard, I lifted Lina and had her sit in my lap, and began to gently slap flesh and just admire her bouncing breasts, while she moaned in pleasure.

However, since I only had one load recover since my training, I endured and instead made sure to make Lina flood her spring a dozen times, each time accompanied by shivers and long kisses. The thirteen time was the charm, and we both exploded in pleasure and joy, as did the Dao seekers who saw the Dao from up close. Five long moans filled the room, and only one of them mine. It felt like a triple-kill game victory, achieved without even giving battle.

Making three mature yet virgin women come without a single touch... I was getting better at this Yin Yang business.

"Elders, Lina is my wife, so she gets a very special treatment just for love. But tomorrow morning, we can try a few pleasant options, just to enhance your Dao vision. Now please wash up and go." I told the cock-blocked Elders. Blushing in shame, the Elders washed and dressed as fast as they could, while Lina raised an eyebrow at their blue stockings.

"Hubby, you are having so much fun!" she realized after the Elders bowed and left.

"Keeper of Knowledge, keep that secret. Now, I have to make pills for all these virgin women, so go and train outside." I urged Lina who washed up and bottled the milk lotion for another scam day. Right! Let's get cooking now. Tier 2 pills would be a bit harder, but my mind was clear now, purged of lingering desires. Only lizard spines and Tian's talent mattered. I fell in a fugue trance, chopping, slicing, cooking, then back again, using the Emerald Cauldron to speed up my practice 100 times.

After a few calibration errors, pills started to pop out, Low-grade at first, then high-grade a hundred pills later. However, it took 1000 pill trials and all my Tier 2 herbs to make the first Supreme Tier 2 Regrowth pill. It wasn't bad, but I should do better. Buying 1000 Tier 3 herbs would bankrupt me. Then an idea came. The lizards... were simple beasts. But what if I had Foundation or Core Realm lizards? Those would be more potent. Regenerate much faster, for sure.

The Dao was kind enough to reward me for talent and hard work, but with a stronger beast, my work load would be much easier. I opened the door, to find Quinhue waiting just outside. So I took her hand and dragged her inside.

"What is it, my beloved fairy?"

"I... I want to follow you on the Central Continent, husband." she said after powering up the Concealment.

"Of course. However, I would prefer if you waited until I return as a Martial Saint, since being low realm as a woman invites horny men, and possibly rape or worse." I said with a sad voice. The ice fairy frowned, possibly considering the risks.

"And what will we do in the meanwhile? It could be 500 years, right?" she asked like a loving wife, and wrapped around me.

"I plan to find Master Wushang and bring him here as a teacher. Alchemy, Formations, Talismans or the Sword... 500 years is barely enough to learn them to the peak of Nascent Soul or Tier 4." I said while fondling her perfect round ass.

"And Minghue?" she asked a bit jealous.

"Exactly the same. Unless you have a Saint on your side, that place is very dangerous, but 100 times more for a woman. You could say raping young women is the favorite sport there." I said with a sad voice.

"So exactly like here, but you cannot fight back." Quinhue muttered with a cold glare, her blue eyes showing pain and worse. I nodded with sad smile. Life was hard for a woman in this world. No morals.

"Anyway, I won't just be away all the time. There are spatial Formations, beside flying ships and beasts to ride. And for small things, I can send back stuff with Mei's ring. And we can write letters too." I said with a loving voice, then sneaked my hands inside Quinhue's robes for a quick snack. Quinhue sighed and let me eat her boobs with a plain face.

"At least drink my pure Yin, husband. I'll suck your balls as a reward..." she offered with a sly smile. She did offer by herself... so: bon appétit! I turned my ice fairy around and began eating, while Quinhue performed her marital duty.