Chương 79: Accident

Much later, I emptied my balls with a thick jet of activated milk and flooded Suna's womb directly, since my tip was already inside. Big advantage, a bigger dick. You can do stuff like this, instead of hoping a few swimmers reach the finish line. Anyway, Suna seemed a bit spent and tired. I let her rest in my bed, and took out the small Core Cauldron. No point using the demon god on a Tier 2 pill. Greedy scummy jade bowl of soul-sucking spirit stones! Then I thought again, and walked out into my yard.

Fenghue instantly dropped from the sky.

"Pef Tian. Why are you so hard to find all the time? Locked inside rooms with women..." she complained, as if she wasn't one of those women quite often. I just pointed a hand towards Sect Master's courtyard.

"Helping your Elders become Venerables? Do I even get paid enough for this job? My balls are dry and hurt all the time..." I played the victim with a sincere voice.

"... We pay 10 spirit stones for milk." Fenghue admitted with a tiny voice.

"So, you get 3 new Venerables, for 30 spirit stones? A very good deal! Even as a silly farm boy, I can see I get exploited a little. Anyway, go find a volcano, and bring me a ton of ash and some pumice stones. If you want 300 more Elders for your sect. If not..." I grumbled as Fenghue nodded and flew off at speed. Sakura poured me some good tea, and Nana came to sit in my lap to get bullied. Such good wives, these two!

They also looked much younger and sexier after their Nascent Soul ascension, but their mature forms remained. Hmmm. Could it be better for women to ascend after they reached their final form? A lot of women from Tian memories were kinda skinny and malnourished, because they ascended as skinny teenagers, rushing to get a spot as an Outer Disciple in a good sect. Much like I was trying to ascend for same reason, but my teenager body was just fine.

I could use a bit more muscles, but with all the push-ups for failing pills and the bed training, I was still in good shape. And thinking a bit deeper, I might want to keep my current body shape, since it worked great with women. A burly man with huge muscles would look exactly like the men these fairies feared. Fondling Nana with a free hand, I sipped the tea, and asked for gossip.

"Zhen got ambushed on the way here." Sakura provided with immediate news coverage.

"I know! I went and killed those two idiots who did that. Already made pills from their Venerable, demonic eyes." I grumbled and sipped more tea.

"When was that? When you took Mei shopping for new stockings? The purple ones are cute... right?" Nana asked with more acumen. Wasn't the order of the events wrong somewhere? Anyway.

"Zhen brought five of the clan girls into the sect. They are to stay here and train. Never to return." Sakura added with a teasing tone. I sighed and glanced at my room.

"Go inside and check on Suna, my lovely flower. I might be a great fairy doctor, but I'm less good with scorpion girls." A second later, Sakura returned and refilled my tea cup.

"The new girl is tired and very fucked. Plus her Foundation is bad."

"Tell me something exciting! I remember who I just fucked for the last three hours." I demanded with a disgruntled tone.

"The old Sect Master is dead. Now we have Fenghue as a Sect Master. And you just told her to jump into a volcano." Sakura said in a sadder voice. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. I nodded by reflex, then sighed. That was indeed big news. No wonder she primed me like this.

"Minghue... she knows what to do. I'm only an outsider in this place. A move-in groom." I mused in a thoughtful voice, and tried not to think if Zhen had a tiny tail in this unexpected death.

"You're much more than that, husband. Do you see any other men here? There is a reason Master let you stay. Such as those three big dharma waves coming from Master's yard." Sakura added with a warm tone.

"I figured out how to fix a cracked Foundation. The Frozen Master just asked about that, before..." I sighed and leaned my head on Nana's warm boobs.

"Then Master will be that much happier in the afterlife. We all knew she was dying. Ling was dying too, but she got greedy and impatient." Sakura spoke with a grieving voice.

"I never knew her name, your old Master. Frozen, perhaps?" I asked with a wry tone. Sakura laughed and wiped her tears.

"No. It doesn't matter. You won't be taken to see her grave, mostly because you might steal all our Ancestors and make pills and puppets out of them. And don't lie. I can tell." she whispered with a teary smile. I sighed, since that plan got busted. See, Pef? Scam too much, and people catch on. That's why you died. You got a copy of the Tao, but they still had the original... uh. So that's why we are all here. A similar flower, but not the same one. Bodhi Lotus, how far can you plan ahead?

If you pick a path, the other one gets deleted, going back in time. Even a flower can conduct diffraction experiments in this world. Causality shifts... but with Immortal powers instead of puny mortals using lasers. I looked at sky, and saw a giant Heavenly Formation covering this world. Pef, you're going to need to hack smarter. We can't get caught this time. Food for thought, but later. Get to Dao King Realm before we think of this again. And on that happy note, we will need so much more pure Yin!

I looked at Sakura, and held out a certain pill.

"My wife, you have the Yin Meridian. Eat this pill and regain your purity. Nana can fuck my brains out for you as well." Nana nodded eagerly, glad she had no special meridian to worry about and could get fucked hard as a reward.

"Give that pill to Lina, Hua, Zhen and Fenghue as well. The ice fairies should stay pure, and just serve you their pure Yin. It's better to help your soul grow, Pef Tian." Nana argued like a true Head Librarian. Excluding 4 women from the fucking list had nothing to do with it, just care and consideration for her husband's soul. Such a lovely librarian! I should invent a pair of glasses to go with her black stockings and heels. Then again, Zhen had just brought home five fuck toys for me. I won't lack fun times.

Wait a second! Qin Lin. What if, she needed to be virgin, for whatever her story was? The milkboy did not have a sleazy scammer to convince a young woman to play in bed. He was already too daring if touching a boob. Spreading out my soul sense, I located Lin with her sisters, training hard. Which was normal, to be fair. Only I was the exception, since picking up a sword and training would be... I had no words. Maybe if one day I find a rare, Immortal sword technique in a tomb, then yes. I should master that too.

Grafting wings on a tiger worked well in this world. Sakura let out a deep sigh, as the low-grade Regeneration pill fixed her marital status back to virgin, and wiped a decade off her face too. Not as lifespan, but as appearance and beauty.

"See, Nana! Our flower has become even prettier with that pill. The wrinkles are gone completely." I spoke in a farm boy's voice. The loving librarian hesitated, and touched her face.

"Alchemy is quite wondrous indeed. But I will sacrifice myself to sate your lust, husband. And I still look better than the day you married me. By accident..." she added with a warning tone. Truly, once a Nascent Soul, cultivators could sense the Dao, and Sakura picked up at once.

"Pef Tian... you scoundrel! Did you trick Nana into your bed? What am I even asking? She's too innocent and pure of heart. Drugs? Mind control? Flowers with lust pollen? What scummy method did you use?" she asked with a teasing voice.

"A true scumbag never reveals his methods! You were lucky when we first met, Sakura. I was looking for slavers that day, but if I had impure thoughts and you drank my tea, then an accident could happen again. You will never know." I proclaimed with my Dark Lord voice. Sakura scowled.

"Your tea was so bad... I suspected it was poisoned for a second." she admitted with a grin.

"And that's why I need you to make me two barrels of your best tea. It might save my life on the Central Continent." I concluded in a professional voice. Nana giggled, and hugged me tight. I guess she wasn't too upset at being accidentally married.